Five Minutes From Awful

Whenever I update, I will probably be drunk. I'm from Hollywood and now I live in Calgary, the Texas of Canada. I like having big hair, red lipstick, and burritos! I'm bi-racial, have facial piercings, stretched ear-lobes, and visible tattoos. I forget this can unnerve people. Also, I'm a vegan, a feminist, an activist, a queer, love dancing, and I HATE PANTS. Bare with me, I don't know how to be on the internet.
Also, I'm goddamn hilarious!

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    vintage photo’s
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    éste pana si es extremo XD
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    whoa!
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    gravity is only fun at first.
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    Jackass wasn’t as original as we thought.
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    Original Jackass.
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    DONE HIGH SCHOOL FOREVER!!! see yah later bitties :) bahahaha
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    ジャーーーンプ
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    High Flying.
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    now this looks fun!!!
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    Sledding on Air
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