Five Minutes From Awful

Whenever I update, I will probably be drunk. I'm from Hollywood and now I live in Calgary, the Texas of Canada. I like having big hair, red lipstick, and burritos! I'm bi-racial, have facial piercings, stretched ear-lobes, and visible tattoos. I forget this can unnerve people. Also, I'm a vegan, a feminist, an activist, a queer, love dancing, and I HATE PANTS. Bare with me, I don't know how to be on the internet.
Also, I'm goddamn hilarious!

Erin: “I feel sorry for Kelsey.”
Scott: “Why’s that?”
Erin: “Because her friend is me.”

-From our board game night.
(via sadblonde)


heh … Erin is me.